No words.
Although, you have to appreciate that this house was built with THREE different coloured fixtures: yellow, salmon and ivory.  One night, while ogling our neighbours' garbage piles (people throw out weird stuff), we spotted a pale purple toilet and sink.  Wow!  It seems that to make up for our homes being nearly identical on the outside, the builders went wild with the fixtures. 
Can you see the cabinet handles?  You'll find them elsewhere in the house in the "after" shots!